Let's have a contest!!!

Entry #1:

Ms Alice, I noticed that I had receive zeros own some of my assignment that was due own the 21.The reason why I could not finish my assignmnt because my computer was struck by lightning that night and sleepy town college is the only way I can do my assignments.The reason I could not email you yesterday beacuse I work five days a week and I don't get home until the afternoon the.Several hours I dedicate to this class is on monday an tuesday those or my two off days. I am really trying to exits out this course this term and I am really trying to make good grades and maintain myself so will you please give me another chance to complete my assignments only this one chance please.