So I get a phone call from a rude telemarketer, even though my number has been on no-call list for a long time. This individual than proceeds to insist that my last name is Alice. I told her that surely I know my own first name. She pointed out that, per HER computer records, my last, not first, name is Alice. Then she had an audacity to hang up on me! Goodness gracious, what is wrong with some people???