I am over two weeks late but ready for class now! No kidding?!

So a student waltzes into my 9:00 am class, at 10:07 am, and announces that s/he is ready for class now.  Apparently this individual registered late and then decided to take another week to get ID, parking sticker, books, etc.  It usually takes less than an hour, if that long, to accomplish all of those "formidable" tasks.  As a result, this student is over two weeks late for class and missed two deadlines already.  Because of first week required attendance policy, this student is no longer enrolled in any classes so I had to burst the bubble of excitement.